when your friends start talking about sex


(via ahappierhealthierbetterme)


"your generation is too reliant on technology" my grandpa says. "no YOUR generation is too reliant on technology" i retort, pulling the plug on his life support to further prove my point.

(Source: troncats, via girls-andanch0rs)


*goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*

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i like how on my birthday i get presents and money, i get paid for being born, i get paid for living its like being Kim Kardashian for a day

(Source: lushella, via fashion-or-gtfo)

before tumblr i was spending the same amount of time on the computer but i seriously cannot recall what i was doing 

(Source: pulsative, via fashion-or-gtfo)


My dad was complaining about buying me books yesterday and I said “well at least it’s books” and then the cashier goes “yeah it could be drugs”

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