skepkitty:

bonsaifiasco:

skepkitty:

skepkitty:

skepkitty:

I JUST REALIZED THAT THE PLURAL OF BEEF IS BEEVES

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LOOK AT THIS

WAS I THE ONLY ONE WHO DIDNT KNOW ABOUT BEEVES

i just told my roommate this and he just got up and left the apartment, and didn’t come back right away so i went outside and he was just

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that is the face of a broken man

this is by far the best comment anyone has added to my text post

(via happy-healthy-and-fit)

dippity-do-not-touch-me:

once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy 

(Source: not-burnie, via mysexyslothman)

newsiesforever-secondtonone:

Okay so today in Chemistry this kid Roman was walking across the room to get something and he tripped and this one girl immediately shouts “THE EMPIRE HAS FALLEN” and i cried

(Source: hiccupstinybraids, via mysexyslothman)

teamfubar:

ursorum:

ursorum:

i walked into my room and found this sitting on my bed

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thanks dad

APPARENTLY MY DAD BOUGHT THIS FOR ME BECAUSE WHEN I SAID “I WANT A MANGO SMOOTHIE” THIS MORNING, HE THOUGHT I SAID “I WANT A WATERMELON TO SOOTHE ME”

THANKS

DADDY

well at least he’s caring

(via mysexyslothman)

dickspeak:

acting cool around ur crush

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(Source: pupexe, via ahappierhealthierbetterme)

judgeable:

does your skin ever do that thing where it’s clear and perfect for a couple days and then all of a sudden it’s like haha just kidding you’re not allowed to have good skin and it breaks out again

(via labyrimth)