alexsteeles:

"your generation is too reliant on technology" my grandpa says. "no YOUR generation is too reliant on technology" i retort, pulling the plug on his life support to further prove my point.

(Source: troncats, via girls-andanch0rs)

egberts:

*goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*

(via owlinthecage)

lushella:

i like how on my birthday i get presents and money, i get paid for being born, i get paid for living its like being Kim Kardashian for a day

(Source: lushella, via fashion-or-gtfo)

before tumblr i was spending the same amount of time on the computer but i seriously cannot recall what i was doing 

(Source: pulsative, via fashion-or-gtfo)

brightlights-darklives:

My dad was complaining about buying me books yesterday and I said “well at least it’s books” and then the cashier goes “yeah it could be drugs”

(via thefuuuucomics)

skepkitty:

bonsaifiasco:

skepkitty:

skepkitty:

skepkitty:

I JUST REALIZED THAT THE PLURAL OF BEEF IS BEEVES

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LOOK AT THIS

WAS I THE ONLY ONE WHO DIDNT KNOW ABOUT BEEVES

i just told my roommate this and he just got up and left the apartment, and didn’t come back right away so i went outside and he was just

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that is the face of a broken man

this is by far the best comment anyone has added to my text post

(Source: vonkarmaofficial, via happy-healthy-and-fit)